Clay Trump isn’t just a figure—he’s a fired-up flex. Stiff hair, stiff stance, and zero room for debate.
He’s got the tariffs sign in hand and that signature scowl. Built with the same confidence that taxed the world and never logged off.
Unmoving but always trending. That’s clay with attitude—and a trade war baked in.
1,000,000,000 (because subtlety is overrated)
0% – no tariffs on fun
Burned forever—no take-backs
Solana—fast, loud, and ready to meme
Clay Trump’s not just holding the sign—he’s holding the spotlight.
Dive into the chaos where tariffs spark memes and the clay never cools.
Telegram’s buzzing. Twitter’s on fire.
Jump in, speak loud, and let the tariff talk begin.
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Disclaimer: This is a satire baked with sarcasm. Any resemblance to real policies, egos, or trade wars is entirely intentional and kinda hilarious.